Career: 1998-2012
Team(s): Chicago Bulls, Indiana Pacers, Sacramento Kings, Houston Rockets, Minnesota T'Wolves
Miller was annoying because he was 6'11" and refused to block shots (0.7 BPG, really fam?) or grab a rebound. He acted tougher than what he was and rocked that stupid headband to death. Like, why rock a headband if all you're doing is shooting elbow jumpers? Shaq almost took his head off after Miller hit him with an unnecessary hard foul back in the day. Did we mention that he has a Scrappy Doo tattoo that looks like it's out of a Cracker Jack box? Or the time he had Ginuwine cornrows when he was with the Kings? Sorry about that.