Ryan Lochte is the new face of Nissan. He tells us if you can't win a gold, "You can be gold in the all-new Nissan Sentra." Bland auto advertising.

But, wait.

There is a twist. Lochte is quickly joined by the more hilarious new face of Nissa—a suave narrator who stars in five hilarious videos in the "Date Better With Sentra" series. The base idea is a hapless moron, Jeff, wants to score with a super hottie, Felicia. Jeff bumbles and blunders. Our suave narrator saves the day by name-dropping the Sentra. 

Watch episode one below. For the sake of us all, we've avoided sharing any moving pictures with Lochte.

[via Automobile]

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