The holidays are as much about making mindless small talk with distant relatives as they are presents and peppermint schnapps. If you're stuck in the same dead-end job and still recovering from a traumatic break-up with your girlfriend, you're going to need a wholesome ball of energy to occupy Aunt Tammy for a bit. Tim Tebow will enthusiastically play Apples to Apples with your family for hours while you watch football in your childhood bedroom. He may be a back-up but, on Thanksgiving, he's the perfect stand-in.