10 Sports Figures We'd Have Over for Thanksgiving

Michael Phelps

A proper Thanksgiving meal needs a good weed guy. Forget green bean casserole and candied yams, nothing compliments the taste of white meat quite like a few bong hits. With a proclivity for green and eating, Michael Phelps is a lock at our table. Plus, if your sister fucks up while trying to get her Sandra Lee on, this dude has the foot longs on deck. Ayo!

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