10 Sports Figures We'd Have Over for Thanksgiving

John Madden

Do you know how to deep fry a turducken? Probably not. Before you burn the house down, consider calling John Madden. That guy's been serving up mouthwatering turkey legs to nameless Lions and Cowboys since the early '90s. He's a bit loud and insufferable, but dude can cook and at his age he'll be fast asleep by 4:30 pm.

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