3. Hoston Rockets
Houston's glory days of '94 and '95, when the team won back-to-back titles, are a distant memory at this point, but hopes are high for the present day, which is being called the "Beardsanity Era" (named for point guard James Harden's huge facial hair). The Rockets Power Dancers will just go on looking hot, no beards required.
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