16. Brian Scalabrine
Team(s): New Jersey Nets, Boston Celtics, Chicago Bulls
Love him or you hate him, Scalabrine was the ultimate cheerleader. He rocked a headband just in case he got subbed in during garbage time and was always into the game. Brian has no real basketball skills, but still managed to get jobs with winning teams and stay in the league for over a decade. This dude who averaged 3.1 PPG and only started in 61 games over 11 seasons has a ring. Let that shit burn. Yes, we're talking to you Malone, Barkley, and Ewing.