Current Team: Sugar Land Skeeters (independent)
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Just months after being acquitted on charges that he perjured himself in front of Congress talking about steroids, 50-year-old Roger Clemens will take the mound this Saturday in Houston for the independent Skeeters. It's hard to tell just what's motivating the Rocket to pitch professionally for the first time since 2007, but if it's simply for the love of the game—and not a twisted ploy to play in the MLB this season and push his Hall of Fame candidacy back until the steroid debate has presumably cooled some—then we don't think he's quite such a jackass after all.
10. Roger Clemens