What It Is: An amazingly sensual and awesome executive sedan with a Ferrari V8.

Why The Name Sucks: It's called the "Four Doors." If that's not an unoriginal name we don't know what is. Some people think it's OK because "quattroporte" is in another language and, as such, sounds kinda cool. We'd like these people to recognize that this car does not have a different name in Italy. Imagine if Ford had called the Mustang the "two doors and four seats."  We expect better from Maserati.