75. Scott Gemmill
Reminds Us Of: Why you should never, ever, EVER kiss your cousins
If we ever do a smartest athlete list, Gemmill will be in contention for the top spot. Not only was he good enough to play for a club team as a 16-year-old, but he was smart enough to shave off his red hair. If only he could talk to some of the other guys on this list.