Sport: Baseball
Career: 1988-2009
Reminds Us Of: Meth addict
If Randy's mullet won't destroy you, his face will. His voice matched his looks too. When he spoke little kids ran to their mamas. Right after he cooked opponents on the mound, he cooked meth in the clubhouse. No bullshit. He also liked to kill birds with baseballs. Just a vile organism not meant for this world.