The 100 Ugliest Athletes of All Time

We're probably going to hell for this.

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Sports are a beautiful thing, not least because they allow ugly people to shine. Don't believe us? Here are 100 athletes (men only, we ain't that mean) who, despite being whupped upside their head with the ugly stick (or in some cases, whupped upside the head multiple times with a whole damn bag of ugly sticks), managed to persevere and find success on the playing field (we're employing a broad definition of "success" here; Shelden Williams is on the list).

We've tried to exclude people who look funny for medical reasons (no Gustavo Chacin or Charlie Villanueva), or guys who were literally hit upside the head (car crash victims Franck Ribery and Joleon Lescott) to focus on athletes who were born with eyebrows (way, way too much eyebrow in some cases) and didn't face any abnormal hardship as children (aside from having kids run screaming every time they showed their hideous mugs). So, straight from the department of We're Going to Hell for This, here are the 100 Ugliest Athletes of All Time.

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100. Andrew Luck

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99. Kyle Orton

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98. Joe DiMaggio

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97. Bobby Clarke

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96. Bill Walker

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95. Michael Ruffin

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94. Michael Reiziger

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93. Nobby Stiles

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92. Troy Murphy

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91. Kimbo Slice

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90. Keith Van Horn

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89. Reggie Miller

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88. Wang Zhizhi

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87. Adonal Foyle

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86. Terry Bradshaw

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85. Gustavo Ayon

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84. Ryan Kelly

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83. Brian Scalabrine

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82. Cherokee Parks

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81. E.J. Henderson

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80. Ron Robinson

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79. Shaun White

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78. Scottie Pippen

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77. Pascal Leclaire

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76. Charles “Krazy Horse” Bennett

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75. Scott Gemmill

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74. Dominic Adiyiah

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73. Marco Palacios

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72. Drew Gooden

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71. Nick Van Exel

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70. Atari Bigby

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69. Reggie Evans

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68. DJ Mbenga

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67. Greg Oden

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66. Atila Kasac

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65. Cesar Delgado

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64. Peter Beardsley

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63. Terry Hurlock

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62. Bartolo Colon

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61. Gordan Cowans

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60. Iain Dowie

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59. Trifon Ivanov

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58. German "Mono" Burgos

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57. Carlos Tevez

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56. Ken Daneyko

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55. Bobby Holik

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54. Mike Ricci

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53. Jorge Cantu

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52. Chauncey Billups

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51. Terrell Suggs

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50. Ray Nitschke

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49. Russ Grimm

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48. Luke Harangody

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47. Marko Jaric

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46. Eric Williams

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45. Dirk Nowitzki

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44. Byron Mullens

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43. Calvin Booth

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42. Alex Ovechkin

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41. Paul Mokeski

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40. Lorenzo Mata

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39. Yogi Berra

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38. Frank Gerwer

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37. Robert Swift

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36. Otis Nixon

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35. Joakim Noah

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34. Rod Beck

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33. Andy Etchebarren

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32. Don Lock

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31. Zane Smith

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30. Lenny Dykstra

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29. Gino Odjick

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28. John Kruk

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27. Floyd Mayweather Sr.

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26. George Foster

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25. Willie McGee

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24. Randy Johnson

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23. Dennis Rodman

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22. Marquis Daniels

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21. Don Mossi

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20. Popeye Jones

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19. Carles Puyol

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18. Ha Seung-Jin

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17. Yoshihiro Takayama

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16. Leon Spinks

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15. Anthony Davis

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14. Nikolai Valuev

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13. Eziquel Astacio

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12. Ivan Campo

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11. Chris Bosh

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10. Marshawn Lynch

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9. Tyrone Hill

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8. Chris Kaman

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7. Gheorghe Muresan

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6. Ronaldinho

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6. Pascual Perez

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4. Joel Anthony

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3. Shelden Williams

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2. Sam Cassell

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1. Paul and Pat McQuistan

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