Sport: Football
Career: 2005-2011
Reminds Us Of: 2 Chainz x Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show
One bit of knowledge that Uncle Ben didn't impart on Peter Parker is that "with a cool ass name comes great responsibility." And with a legendary name like Atari, this Chargers safety just doesn't do the name justice with that ugly grill. Couldn't he just change his name to Dreamcast Bigby or something?