Sport: Basketball
Career: 1992-2011
Cockiest Quote: “I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there's going to be trouble.”

Shaq is awesome. He's a legitimately funny dude (when he's not sharing a desk with Charles Barkley that is), and he's just goofy and ridiculous enough to get away with some of the wildest trash talk in the history of speech. This. Is. Ether.