12. Cristiano Ronaldo
Cockiest Quote: "God sent me to Earth to show people how to play football."
Don't lie. If you were living the life of Cristiano Ronaldo, you'd be cocky as hell too. From bagging multiple hotties to consistently impressing on the field, Cristiano is living that life. He may have said some some crazy stuff from time to time, like claiming to be better than Lionel Messi, or saying that he was sent by God to Earth to show people how to play football, but in the end, he backs it all up by leaps and bounds...and overly dramatic flops.