The San Jose Sharks really, really love the holidays. They've even made an a cappella holiday CD in the past. This year, they're here to spread the joy with some wonderfully fabulous gift suggestions. In fact, Patrick Marleau is so blown away with excitement that he thinks he's buying gifts for a summer celebration! We don't want to ruin all the surprises, but you might or might not have the chance to bid on clam chowder-scented jerseys, Logan Couture's mother's fruitcake, or an identical chest replica of your favorite Shark. We've already ordered three of everything!

[via Puck Daddy]