Active: 1999-2011
Teams: Cubs/Yankees/Royals/Tigers/Braves

WTF? Seriously, WTF? OK, we know what you're thinking: "That Kyle Farnsworth?" Yes, that Kyle Farnsworth, the reliever with a high 90s fastball and a low 60s IQ. But watch the clip above and tell us he doesn't belong on the list. Plus he's the rare player who could make Red Sox and Yankee fans smile together.