Profession: Forward, Miami Heat

Blowhard Crybaby Meddling Overexposed

The Decision, his decision-making in the fourth quarter, his receding hairline, his fingernail-biting habit, his pregame chalk routine, his ridiculous nicknames, his arrogant tattoos...If you guessed "Things that annoy us about LeBron James," you are cooooooorrect! And you win. Which is more than we can say about Bron-Bron this year.