WIFEY: Melanie Collins
COMPLEX SAYS:
When your girlfriend is a hot and successful sideline reporter for NBA TV, you'd better be able to hold your own in your field. That's definitely not the case for Scottie Upshall, who was once a big-time prospect heading into the 2002 NHL Draft. Now Upshall is a mediocre forward (33 point average over the last two seasons) whose biggest contribution to the NHL is giving fans the ability to peep Melanie at his games. We ain't complaining, though. Thanks, Scottie, for the gift that keeps giving...