We kind of wish David Letterman would have just manned up on The Late Show last night and asked Cameron Diaz the question we all really want to know the answer to: What is it like dating the biggest douche in Major League Baseball!? But instead, we'll settle for this story about how Diaz ended up on national TV feeding popcorn to A-Rod.

Sorry, Cam. But regardless of the reason, it was still a really weird moment. [via Hot Clicks]