Ayo, CB4: We're all for creative photo shoots. And we get that you want people to see you as more than just a basketball player. But, uh, WTF are you doing in this video that was captured at your recent Maxim photoshoot? Pretending to eat pieces of fruit? Dishing out dating advice? Splish-splashing around in a shallow pool in a 'beater and a pair of jeans with the cuffs rolled up? #NoShots at Maxim, but are you fuckin' kidding us right now? Do us a favor, dude—and stop doing shit like this. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if this is why Bron-Bron and D-Wade have you on timeout right now. [via Ball Don't Lie]