ISSUE: A.S. Roma captain Francesco Totti has been suspended for four matches after his violent tackle on Inter Milan's Mario Balotelli in last week's Coppa Italia final. Balotelli also claims that Totti dropped a N-bomb on him during the match.
DARK MAN X SAYS: European soccer x racism, what else is new? Totti's old ass obviously couldn't keep up with the brother, so he resorted to some cheap shit. Typical.
WHITEY FORD SAYS: Wait, that darkie is called Balotelli? That can't be his real name. It's gotta be something like "Mbenga Mbenga Swahili" or something.
COMPLEX SAYS: We fux with Super Mario. They just not ready yet, son.