DATE OF INCIDENT(S): 2008.
WHAT HAPPENED: The black Benjamin Button (okay, that's a big claim, but he's been the same age for like 40 years. He's gotta have an acai berry farm in his backyard.) crashed a '97 Nissan Maxima off of a rural road in the Mississippi Delta, flipping the vehicle several times. The only thing worse than a 71-year-old breaking his arm and elbow is accidentally opening a can of his wife