Sneaker customizer Mache is a surgeon when it comes to hand-painted creations. From retros Jordans to Nike Basketball signatures, the man has whipped up some incredible designs on our favorite sneakers. Mache can clearly do it all, but, just chooses not to.

New York-based label Staple Design recently teamed up with Mache to create this t-shirt that simply lists all the sneaker themes he will never do on any pair of kicks. If you missed out on any of these sneakers in the past, don't come running to Mache to make you a copycat pair. You can cop the t-shirt now at The Reed Space for $36.

[via jeffstaple and The Reed Space]