White sneakers that aren't Vans or AF1s can be dangerous ground. I mean, basically, you can either look cool or like a nurse. Not that nurses aren't cool. Nurses are v crucial to our society. Shoutout to "Desus vs. Mero" for highlighting the important role phlebotomists play in our society. These all white Adidas might make you look like a nurse, but a cool nurse that's down to give you a few extra pain pills and totally acts like they don’t notice how you farted right before they walked into the examination room. THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW LONG YOU'LL BE WAITING. I'D RATHER FART WHEN NO ONE IS HERE THAN WHEN THEY'RE TELLING ME TO BREATHE DEEPLY AND SHIT. GET OFF MY BACK.