After yet another failed relationship, you spend yet another Friday night at home with the real loves of your life: your sneakers. The girls you meet don't seem to fulfill your expectations, and the ones that do aren't into you. Now, what? Maybe real relationships aren't for you. Maybe you're meant to kick it with your shoe collection (pun intended) for the rest of your life. Keep reading as we compare your relationship with sneakers to, well, real relationships.