The new Raf Simons x Adidas summer collection looks like the '80s. Like, if Gundam fucked Genesis's "Land Of Confusion" video. You gotta kind of respect when a designer does something people think is crazy—the initial Raf x Adidas collaboration—and then follows that shit up by cranking the insanity to 11, straight blowing the roof off the motherfucker. At the end the day, regardless of the reputations and pedigrees involved, there's still a strong chance that these sneakers kind-of-just-sorta suck. I've defended shit so ugly, it's dope, many times before, but Raf, bro, you're too far gone on these. I'll type out a couple praying hands emojis for you to join us back down here on earth.