I’m kind of all about these almost all red Nike woven...things. Seriously though, only once every decade will Nike make an all-red sneaker. IT’S SO FRUSTRATING. Anyways, these Solarsoft Rache Wovens are probably incredibly comfortable and should be fairly breathable because, um, they're kinda too vented. All you need to know is that you're currently looking at some footwear that is infinity times better than a pair of TOMS. Also, semaphore flags spell out "Nike" on the tongues. That's some wild shit I don't expect to see on NIKEiD anytime soon.