Megan Says: Shawn Kemp was one of the athletically gifted and virile players in the NBA as he has at least seven kids by six women. His Kamikaze sneaker was almost as infamous as his paternity suits. I'd be impressed if a date brought the Valentine's Day appropriate red and black Kamikazes as long as he didn't bring any baby mama drama like the shoe's namesake.
Tina Says: These sneaks are so colossal, stark in the color contrast, and in your face, they're almost scary cute. They remind me of a quote from a favorite comedian, Jay Leno. "Today is Valentine's Day. Or as men like to call it, Extortion Day." Ha!