7. Try Sneakers On Before They Buy Them
"What's that? Try these on? There's only 150 pairs in the world, and I don't want to lace them up and take the paper out. Plus, they might crease, and then I'll have to describe them as VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVNDS on eBay when I sell them in six months. Besides, if I do put them on, it's going to be somewhere a lot cooler to Instagram than here. Heck, if I Instagram them at the store, how will anyone know I actually bought them? Just bag them up. You take Discover, right?"