Parents just don't understand, well, maybe they sort of do. Sorry, Fresh Prince. Dudes carry sneaker wipes around to make sure they can keep the tiniest of dirt smudges from ruining their day. Parents carry baby wipes, in case their kiddos get down and dirty on the playground. DJ Khaled carries them in case anything other than the finest of rubber brake pedals from his 7 Series touches the soles of his kicks. We the best! (Sneakerheads, that is).