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Nah, not homie who could break ankles on the And1 Tour, a legit teacher of sneakers. C'mon, a prestigious institution like Duke is teaching about the phenomenon that was The O.C., why can't teenagers learn about their favorite shoes? It has been a growing part of popular culture for most of our existence. It plays various roles in social status, marketing, and fashion — anthropology and business rolled into one. Enrollment numbers would rise and graduation rates would actually soar in the NCAA.