We Will React Irrationally To Scuffs 

We get it, going out with us and watching us walk around like a kid playing the hot lava game seems pretty stupid but just like your car, house, or Drake-looking cable knit sweater, our sneakers represent an investment to us. We take great care and pride in something that holds sentimental value and monetary value alike. We can't condone the violence that some 'heads take to but damn, be careful where you're steppin' homie.