Momma always said, "Don't date a girl with a belly ring, and never, ever buy fakes." Momma was a smart woman, so heed her advice: Never, ever buy fake sneakers. Buuut, that doesn't mean it's not awesome to take a look to see what our friends over in China have cooked up during their Sundays "off" at the factory. Take a look at the craziest fakes on the Internet today, and just realize that these are for looking not touching. The chances of these being wearable without falling apart (if they even actually shipped) in real life are somewhere around 10%. Maybe.