Amber Rose shared the bottomless picture seen across the world on Friday night, promoting her third-annual SlutWalk by posting a provocative image on her social media feeds. Instagram eventually ruled the photo was out of bounds and removed it, but it didn't stop Rose from dominating conversations over the weekend.

Not everyone was a huge fan of the stunt, however. Noted stick-in-the-mud and perpetual pain-in-the-ass Piers Morgan decided to weigh in on Rose's NSFW picture in very simple fashion, telling her she shouldn't have posted the picture to begin with.

Since the SlutWalk was started in order to speak out against sexual policing like this, it was a prime opportunity to clap back at Morgan for trying to govern her sexuality.

From there, it devolved into a heated back-and-forth between the British pundit and the Philadelphia native, with Rose pointing out the hypocrisy of Morgan's stance vs. how he would feel if a man did a similar thing.

As an unofficial sign-off, Rose re-posted the picture that started it all "one more time for the haters," showing Morgan she was undeterred by his stance on it. His response?

Morgan then decided it was his turn to share his figure with the world, and Rose exposed his blatant hypocrisy.

If we're filling out a scorecard, this is a blowout in Rose's favor. Morgan is an L-taking machine, but this is an impressive display of ineptitude even for him. While Rose is preaching female empowerment, Morgan's biggest contribution to broader culture is a one-off, incredibly vague tweet that gets recycled whenever someone is having a tough day at the office.

The next time Morgan is having a rough time with the latest pop culture news, he should do everyone a favor and smash the RT button instead of vomiting more awful takes into the universe.