Natalie Walker, an actress based in New York City, is now an early 2016 contender for Yelp genius of the year. "I am leaving Yelp reviews for every place I have ever gone on a date but just reviewing the date," Walker succinctly clarified on Twitter. She then unleashed a small flurry of top-shelf reviews, basically just mini-essays of hilarity, that were quickly picked up by Metro and others:

A handjob during The Happening? Brutal. To remind everyone what exactly The Happening was, we must revisit this:


Thankfully, more Walker novellas do exist:

Attempts at a clever disguise, tragically, proved unsuccessful:

Come on, Pam. Don't stand in the way of art.