In what is somehow not the first incident of its kind, a British man has been banned from all areas that contain a slide after being caught "simulating a sex act" with one at Stoke Green Park in Coventry. Four witnesses accidentally caught eye of the 46-year-old man's slide-fucking, prompting his swift arrest. As fate and all things ridiculous would have it, this is actually Christopher Johnson's second slide-related offense.

According to the Coventry Telegraph, the most recent order "bans [Johnson] from attending any location, including parks, leisure centres, swimming baths, lidos, or recreation grounds were there is a slide." In addition to the comprehensive slide ban, Johnson also received a three-year community order to include participating in sex offender treatment for 18 months and a "rehabilitation activity" requirement.

Johnson's first offense took place last year at Coundon Hall in Waste Lane, Keresley. Upon undressing, Johnson reportedly performed a similar sexual act on top of a slide.