Rumored couple Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx have been caught in an act sure to spread through the middle school rumor mill. Us Weekly snagged a potato quality photo of Holmes and Foxx holding hands, proof their secret relationship has at least reached the level of 12-year-olds everywhere.
Apparently Holmes, free from the reign of Crazy Town mayor Tom Cruise, has been undercover lovers with Foxx since October 2013. "Jamie is someone she can trust and have fun with," an alleged friend told Us Weekly. "She's getting everything from Jamie that she didn't get with Tom."
What can Jamie offer that Tom can't? Only real human, non-robotic emotions; rational thought; and the ability to stare into his eyes without seeing this: