In a “last day of work” scenario most only fantasize about, a tour guide in San Francisco recently spent her final tour going off on a profane, borderline racist anti-Chinatown rant in front of what had to have been a spellbound, aghast group of tourists.
Swaying back and forth atop a double decker bus while cradling a bottle of what appears to be some sort of dark liquor (or maybe wine), she makes a couple very poignant observations:
- “Here in America, we don’t eat turtles and frogs.”
- “Nobody wears jade anymore.”
Obviously, this rant has two main rivals in the battle for “best way to go out.” There’s legendary Cannabis Crusader Charlo Greene:
And, of course, Julio from Half Baked:
So, who ya got?
[via YouTube]
