Authorities in Texas seek two men accused of shooting up a gathering yesterday morning because they lost a game of beer pong.
The Smoking Gun reports that the two men, identified as Decoris "Red" Rucker and Chris "Crazy Chris" Hackett, opened fire at the Ames, Texas residence following their defeat. (Reminder: Never hang out with anyone named "Crazy Chris.") According to the Smoking Gun, witnesses say that Rucker and Hackett "[fired] wildly" while fleeing the home with their acquaintances, striking an 18-year-old woman in the thigh.
The search for Rucker and Hackett continues, and the Smoking Gun anticipates that aggravated assault with a deadly weapon charges will be filed soon.
[via The Smoking Gun]
