Location: 50 Gansevoort St.

"Prepare to front. At this place you can act like a baller even though you live with your mom. Recently I had a chick tell me to calm down while I was dancing, in a club, where people are supposed to dance. It seems like the adults here DVR 106 and Park to learn the lyrics to the 'Hot' record of the week so they can look cool. Anyway, this place has potential, but I'm about partying and not fronting like I know the lyrics to every song. Just go and have a good time."