Being a hard worker is cool and all, but to be a good employee, you just need people to think that you’re a good employee. Bully weaker co-workers during boardroom meetings by responding to all of their points with, “My only concern is…” followed by something not at all concerning. Also, mark half of your outgoing emails as “urgent” and always keep an application open on your computer. Follow these simple steps and you’ll have a corner office and stock options by October.