Mocked in: Season 2, Episode 3

Nothing is more annoying than those friends who get married, but want everyone to know that they "don't really believe in marriage." When you hear Spike (Armison) and his fiancée (Brownstein) tell the wedding planner, "We don't want anything that reads as 'wedding,'" you get Vietnam-esque flashbacks to mason jars, unconventional bands, and friends ordained on the Internet that mark this new normal of non-wedding weddings. At this point, wearing an ill-fitting Men's Wearhouse tux is more enticing than having to hear someone else say their wedding is going to be "not a big deal."