Mocked in: Season 1, Episode 6

"What a journal should be is a document of misery."

Anyone who's ever taken a writing class or dug into the personal essays that the Internet labels "important" knows the value of trauma in terms of book deals and page views. Happiness is so lame, it's hard to imagine why anyone would spend a lifetime pursuing it. If you hear of someone writing about being happy, you find that person and spit on them. They need to be just as miserable as the rest of us.