Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is viral gold waiting to happen.
From his admission to smoking crack during one of his "drunken stupors," to the Tony award-worthy dramatic pause he took before admitting to buying illegal drugs within the last two years yesterday, Ford drops gems whenever there's a camera or microphone in his face.
In his latest slip of the tongue, he got extremely vulgar while denying accusations of bringing a prostitute to the office and engaging in an inappropriate relationship with former office staffer Olivia Gondek.
"And the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says I wanted to eat her pussy, I’ve never said that in my life to her," Ford said to shocked reporters during a live, televised press conference. His reasoning? "I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home." Quote. Of. The. Year.
Ford did all of this while wearing a Toronto Argonauts jersey with "MAYOR FORD" emblazoned across his shoulders.
Keep in mind that Ford also vehemently denied smoking crack earlier this year. Things will get ugly if he's forced to eat his words yet again.
[via Deadspin and Toronto Sun]
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