OK, we'll admit it. We're too old to parade around in costume, snatching candy from strangers and wreaking havoc on our neighbor's lawns. And, even if we were bold enough to don a Miley Cyrus bear bodysuit in a sad attempt at passing ourselves off as adolescents, we hear apartment owners aren't as thrilled when you buzz them down to demand a fun-sized Snickers. 

We may have retired from the trick-or-treating game, but we're still bonefied candy experts who plan to ruthlessly raid the pillowcases and plastic lanterns of our younger siblings. We haven't been out of the game that long. Here are the treats that make us want to want to bring the tricks.

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