Movie: Good Will Hunting (1997)
Who does the sonning? Will (Matt Damon)
Who gets sonned? Clark (Scott Williams Winters)
Context: Like the Robin to Ben Affleck's Batman, Will Hunting always has his buddy's back. As some Harvard smart-ass (say that with a Boston accent) begins to belittle Chuckie Sullivan (Affleck) at a bar, Will steps in and disparages him while simultaneously giving him a Sparknotes worthy breakdown of a graduate level class. John Harvard himself would probably applaud Will's chivlary, defend his friend's honor. A gentleman and a scholar-so is it a surprise that he gets Skylar's (Minnie Driver) number? Of course not. Now, enjoy your apple. —Arianna Friedman