A hideous, 10-inch, testicle-eating fish has been discovered in the waters of northern New Jersey. Tom Boylan, a retired bus driver, caught the Pacu at Third Ward Veteran's Memorial Park in Passaic, N.J. this past Saturday. Pacu have huge teeth that look like molars and powerful jaw muscles that allow them to crack tree nuts. Unfortunately, they've mistaken human nuts for tree nuts with painful results in the past.
The 10-inch bastard that Boylan caught is tame compared to some of the other Pacu out there. They can grow to be 3 of 4-feet-long and weigh up to 55 pounds. Attention, Passaic: don't be too afraid. Pacu are not suited for cold waters, so by the time spring rolls around, the waters should be safe for swimming once again.
[via The Huffington Post]