If you are feeling totally DGAF about your life or would like to feed your BBW cam girl in style, try the appropriately-titled Triple Coronary Bypass. The Vortex Bar and Grill topped their other Coronary Bypass burgers with this ridiculous, delicious mess of a meal that includes a juicy threesome of burger patties, three ginormous fried eggs, ten slices of bacon, and fourteen slices of American cheese. It’s not served on a regular bun. Nope. It’s sandwiched between two grilled cheeses and ensconced in French fries and Napoleon Dynamite’s favorite food—tater tots. But that’s not all! All of it is covered in cheese! We watched a video of someone eating this and it actually frightened us.