You may consider yourself skilled in the art of attracting women, but your resident status in the friend zone and perverted Internet history indicate otherwise. Don't worry, you're joined by hoards of clueless thirst buckets who haven't been to third base since Little League. Well, all of that changes today with our thorough collection of male species missteps. Succeed where they've faltered. Buy a shirt that doesn't say "TRILL" on it and keep your love for fantasy football to yourself as we breakdown 10 Stupid Mistakes Guys Make When Trying to Pick Up Girls.

Written by Sean Evans (@seanseaevans)

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